Carlos is looking at himself in the mirror reflection of his phone while on the toilet, pooping. Carlos is talking to himself.
CARLOS
Cool story bro! Tell it again! Next time you
should add some dragons and shit!
Voice in head
Dragons? That's a GREAT idea! I love dragons!
I wish dragons were real!
CARLOS
I hope you're just drunk and don't really mean that!?
Voice in head
Heck yeah I mean it!!! It'd be awesome if dragons were real! Seeing them flying around, I would love to live in a world where dragons, unicorns, fairies and other magical/mythical creatures roamed the earth!
CARLOS
(mumbles under breath) You're a fairy.
Voice in head
WHAT!?!
CARLOS
Nothing! I was just saying that, that's a horrible idea!
Voice in head
No it's not! I've seen How to Train a Dragon! It's possible to train them!
CARLOS
First off, that's a cartoon movie. Hollywood spins lies and fairy tales. Second of all, if dragons were real, they'd be a WILD animal, which would make them untrainable, just ask Siegfried and Roy about training wild animals!
Voice in head
Too soon!
CARLOS
Too soon? Siegfried and/or Roy got mauled in 2003!
Voice in head
But still...
CARLOS
Anyways, what I'm saying is, if dragons were real, they would be flying around, recking havoc, destroying buildings, and giving everyone irritable bowel syndrome! They wouldn't be fun and cute. They wouldn't be the way Hollywood makes them out to be. Unless you're referring to Harry Potter. That dragon was out for blood!
Voice in head
Why must you always kill my dreams?
CARLOS
It's the only hobby I have.
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