How To Get Drunk Under $10

(Just wanted to let the readers know, this blog is all in good fun. Please do not do anything you read in this post! Learn from my mistakes)

While doing research for this article I discovered, I'm not very original. This subject has been written about! It's understandable. There are a lot of people that enjoy getting a good buzz without spending too much money. So I decided to put a little spin on this subject. I'm changing the title to, "Top Ways To Get Blackout Drunk Under $10."

Before we start, lets go over a few rules that will help you on your journey.

Rule #1. Drink on an empty stomach. Eating fills up your stomach and takes up room that alcohol can fill. 

Rule #2. If you're planning on getting drunk, DON'T DRIVE! Not only is drinking and driving illegal, you might scratch up your car pulling into your garage/parking spot.

Rule #3. Get drinks that have a high ABV(Alcohol by Volume)

Rule #4. Don't make any plans for the next day. You'll need the next day to recover. 

And now, here are Top ways to get blackout drunk for under $10

1.  Have your birthday at a bar. 

Having your birthday, or any kind of party in your honor at a bar, is a great way to get free drinks. Remember when you were younger and had birthday parties? Remember how you got presents just for being born?! Well, now you get booze...enjoy! 

2.  Invite your friends/family over to watch the game.

Most people when invited over, will bring a bottle of wine, pack of beer or a bottle of liquor. Make sure when inviting people to specify what kind of alcohol to bring and you'll provide the food. Frozen pizzas and chips are an inexpensive way to fill people up. 

3. Be attractive. 

Pretty people are always getting free drinks in "da clubs". The down side to that is, you might get drugged. It's a roll of the dice when excepting drinks from strangers.

4. Boxed wine.

Boxes of wine are sold in every liquor store. In any store that sells liquor for that matter. You can even find them at Big Lots! Boxed wine is also portable. Take the bag out of the box, tuck it under your shirt and walk in the club with is. No metal detector will be set off. Once you're in, head to the bathroom and chug a lug!

5. Hard alcohol in plastic bottles.

I'm sure the first thing that comes to mind is Popov vodka. But there are actually vodkas and other liquors much more affordable then "name brands". Most grocery stores have they'er own brand of liquors. And if you have a "club card", you'll be able to save a little more.

6. 4Os/malt liquor

Not just a hobos friend! 4Os are a great way to start off a party. Or better yet, have an Edward 4O Hands party! What's Edward 4O Hands you ask? That is when you tape 4Os to each of your hands, and you must leave the 4Os on your hands until you finish both bottles. I find it best to chug them ASAP, since I have the bladder of a child.

 7. Beer.

Don't drink anything "light". "Light" beers may be lighter in calories, but they'er also light on the alcohol content. The best ones I've found are, Natural Ice(5.9% ABV), Bud Platinum(6% ABV) and Bush Ice(5.9% ABV). They may not be the best tasting beers, but they'll get the job done.