For whatever reason, I was thinking about my fake friend Bimmy. I was thinking about him and his fake third nipple, which made me think about what other celebrities have a third nipple?!
I googled "celebrities with three nipples" this is the list of celebrities that came up.
Mark Wahalberg. From what I understand, he's really proud of his third nipple! And I say...GOOD FOR HIM!
Tildda Swinton. I'm not surprised that she has a third nipple! But really, can't we also assume she has an oversized clit...aka an undersized dick!? And I say this with much respect! I love her work and I think she's an amazing performer.
Carrie Underwood. She had a third nipple. She hated her third nipple. She removed her third nipple. Carrie needs to learn how to love herself before she can love anyone else!
Lily Allen. She's also proud of her third nipple! She's been know to pull it out during interviews. She's also told people that "it" gets hard when you touch it. And I'm like, "most things get hard when you touch it!" ZING!
I kind of wish I had a third nipple!? But do I really want a third nipple? Or is it more like that fool next door having a greener lawn?
I'm just saying.
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